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How I halved my household bills by cutting out all enjoyment from my life and you can too

The cost of living is continuing to rise, and it’s scary. It’s now prohibitively expensive to fill up the car with petrol – over two quid a fucking litre in some areas, Jesus wept – and even the cheapy supermarkets are putting their prices up a little each week. It isn’t just affecting the poorest in our society; people who […]

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The week that was: Platty Joobs, the unflushable turd and a trip to A&E

After a lovely long weekend (and, in fact, a full week away from my computer for the first time in years) it’s time to get back to the grind. Yesterday I managed to get rid of all the unread emails in my inbox, although, on another entirely unrelated topic, if you sent me an email and you’re currently awaiting a

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Hey, guys? Newsflash: She doesn’t care if you find her attractive

This week’s ‘best’ social media binfire came courtesy of Sports Illustrated and plus size Japanese/Dutch model Yumi Nu. I don’t mean it was her fault; she did nothing except perhaps dare to have the wrong kind of body to appease the menz, and to be wearing a swimming costume on that body when she appeared on the cover of the

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Minister solves cost of living crisis: ‘Get a better paid job’

Struggling to pay the bills? Ten Tory budgeting tips you need

The cost of living crisis is getting very real, and very scary for a LOT of people. Even before price hikes are at their worst, there are currently millions of families in this country utilising food banks because they can’t afford to buy even the basic essentials. But don’t worry, Tory MPs are here to help! Recently we had the

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Too hot for Facey: Posts that have landed me in Facebook jail

We all know that the mysterious “Facebook Community Standards” are a complete farce. The insane little AI bots happily allow scammers to thrive, idiots to post horrific deliberate and harmful health misinformation, and racists and homophobes to peddle hate speech, but they really don’t get humour and nuance. Call your best friend a cheeky bitch and BOOM you’re sewing smocks

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Buy Twitter for $44 billion dollars? I have some other ideas thanks

I’m sure this revelation will surprise you; I am not a particular fan of Elon Musk. I think he’s a bit of a twat, although I admit I don’t know much about him other than him being offensively rich, giving his kids stupid names and spending his cash blasting into space for lols. His most recent headline-grabbing endeavour – which

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You wanna be like Common People, Rishi? Here are some tips

Last week, Rishi Sunak, the billionaire Chancellor of the Exchequer and wannabe man-of-the-people, made a bit of a tit of himself by posing for a pre-Spring Statement photoshoot which involved him pumping petrol into a Kia Rio. Fairly obviously to everyone who isn’t terminally hard of thinking, the car didn’t in fact belong to him and it later emerged that

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