Welcome to Whinge Whinge Wine.

I’m Fran, and I am a stay-at-home-mum, blogger and freelance writer.

I currently live in Tonbridge in Kent with my husband and our two children; a very happy girly-girl aged 4 and a superhero, lego and mud-loving boy aged 3.

We have a dog (who is a massive jerk) and a very large tropical fish tank.

I love Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, tea, and snacking. I don’t get enough exercise or sleep.

About this blog

This blog started out life late in 2015 when I was very very tired and woe-is-me dealing with a colicky, refluxy baby and needed somewhere to pour my frustrations albeit in a humorous way.

Two years on, there is less vomit and slightly more sleep, but I’m still writing about my life with preschoolers.

I have won awards, and even become an ambassador for Axkid, one of my favourite children’s brands. This blog has given me some brilliant opportunities, and I have met a lot of really awesome people. It has allowed me to work from home around my children and I can honestly say I love it!

Blog Awards

Finalist: Best New Blog (Mad Blog Awards 2016) and Reader’s Choice (BiBs 2017)

Winner of Mumsnet Bloggers Best Comic Writer Award 2016.

Winner: Honesty and Wisdom awards (Tribal Chat 2016) and Superblogger (Tribal Chat awards, October 2017)

If you’d like to work together, please visit my work with me page.

Hi! I'm Fran. This is my about me page.