Category: Dafuq is dis?

Think before you ink: Tattoo fails and regrets

I’ve not personally got any tattoos, because a) I am soooo not into pain and b) I can’t even commit to a hair colour for more than a season. I’m flakey, and I know that something that seemed like a great idea at one point would very quickly start to …

Drunk Shopping part 2: Because apparently we never learn

If you’re a regular reader, you may remember this recent post about drunk shopping; the latest trend for people with a smartphone, alcohol and not enough self control. It seems drunk shopping is the gift that keeps on giving! …So welcome to the second post. The people in our group are …

Drunk shopping: When Amazon ‘one click’ is not your friend

We’ve all done stupid things when drunk, massively tired or otherwise not of sound mind. I mean, not me. Obviously. I’ve never fallen over, or left my mobile in a taxi, or completely forgotten who I’m talking to, or serenaded a room full of strangers with a song I couldn’t actually remember …

Ten ways to get a totally hashtaggable dream #instahome

It seems that bloggers who show you how to clean and present your house are startlingly popular at the moment; I’m talking ‘15,000 likes on a picture of a grey sofa on Instagram’ popular. I admit, obsessive cleanliness isn’t really my thing. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like living …

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

A long, long time ago, at my C-of-E school-leavers’ church service, the vicar who was leading the service apparently thought ‘twat’ was a mild, wholesome insult like ‘twit’ or ‘numpty’. A 16-year-old me found this pretty hilarious, and the memory of an elderly Christian priest jovially referring to ‘naughty’ people …

So you think you’re accident prone? Hilariously awful accidents

Have you ever had an accident that wasn’t your fault? Nah, I’m kidding, this post is about accidents that were TOTALLY your fault. A member of Dafuq Is Dis recently asked what the most embarrassing accidents our members had had and honestly, the replies were brilliant. So here you go; …

Royal Wedding fails you won’t see

The wedding of the year is upon us. With all the news stories circulating about possible family embarrassments that could happen for poor Meghan on the day, it got me thinking about other Royal Wedding fails that could (but probably won’t) happen. Kids running amok That is if there are …

Bizarre swimsuit trends for 2018: A round-up

Last year saw the hairy chest swimsuit and fish flops taking over the internet (and, more importantly, our Facebook group Dafuq Is Dis) but so far this year – some might say, disappointingly – there hasn’t been that one weird summer item that’s somehow sits perfectly between ‘I need this’ and …