Ask Aunty Fran – Episode 3: Relationship woes, fashion advice & bog brushes

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This week, Aunty Fran has been on fire, figuratively speaking, helping those in need. Well, need is a little strong. Those that have filled in my Google Forms sheet (anonymously) with (real or entirely made up) problems that they want my take on, for what reason I cannot fathom.

I’ve had a few big deadlines this week, so naturally I’ve been pissing about on Facebook, blowing up my followers’ notifications (many apologies to those of you who have suddenly been alerted whenever I comment anything, I promise it wasn’t my doing, Facebook just wants you to love me) with such pearls of wisdom as the following…:

Anyway, on to the good (?!) bit.

Or at least the bit you clicked for. Grab a glass of your preferred beverage and read on…

First up, Kenny Given probably regrets his life choices about now

Sorry, Kenny Given. No advice for you.

Next, Carol has somehow mistaken me for Gok Wan.

Please bear in mind that I’m always happy to give my opinions on fashion, but be assured that they are worthless. I only wear dresses because I no longer fit in my jeans. Most of my wardrobe is from the charity shop.

Colin, oh Colin.

I feel you buddy.

Hermione has an exceptionally middle class problem.

Being an exceptionally middle class person however, I feel empathetic to her plight.

Bloody Brexit.

I’m not sure if this is what Babs wanted to hear…

I’m not suggesting anything, just saying.

Arthbutnot (probably not their real name) is struggling with community spirit.

I felt the same after volunteering on the PTA.

And finally… Suzie.

FFS Suzie.

I hope, if yours was one of the featured problems, that you are satisfied with the solution. Until next time!

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