Christmas film reviews

This category is dedicated to my Christmas film reviews

Oh What Fun Christmas film review - Michelle Pfeiffer

Oh What Fun review: A title that promises more than the film delivers

I’m on day nine now of my Christmas films review series. Taking a quick break from Netflix, this time I popped over to Amazon Prime to see whether their big Christmas movie for 2025 – Oh What Fun – was truly as bad as everyone said. And I can confirm that yea, it kind of is. Oh What Fun is […]

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A castle for christmas film review

A Castle for Christmas review: Knitting, kilts, and a refusal to end

My sister recommended I watch this one; not in the sense that she enjoyed it, but she felt that after reviewing two passable films in a row the kids and I deserved something to hate-watch. You can see the rest of my Christmas film reviews here. A Castle for Christmas is a festive romcom that somehow feels both interminable and

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holidate film review

Holidate film review: A predictable but not insufferable romcom

Holidate has been repeatedly suggested by people following my much-revered Christmas Film Review series and to be honest I thought I’d already seen it. Evidently, I hadn’t. So today, along with my boyfriend, my dog and my hangover, I watched it in bed. Holidate is a film about two people who agree not to fall in love. Obviously they then

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Our little secret christmas film review

Our Little Secret review: A surprisingly competent Christmas romcom

Day six of ‘watching Christmas films and reviewing them every day until I am sectioned’ and I went into Our Little Secret with my guard up and my standards low. What I did not expect was a film with decent pacing, coherent character motivation, and a heroic amount of interpersonal mess that never once made me want to scream or

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Best Christmas Ever review

Best Christmas Ever! I beg to differ (Christmas film review)

Working title: A Festive Lesson in Why You Should Never Let Men Choose Films Based on Old Crushes Last night I made the catastrophic mistake of letting my boyfriend select which Christmas film we were going to watch. He chose ‘Best Christmas Ever‘, featuring Heather Graham, purely because of his early 2000s crush on her. This was a decision that

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Champagne Problems review (14)

Champagne Problems review: Light, bubbly, easily digestible

Cards on the table: Champagne Problems is, shockingly, one of the first new Christmas films I’ve reviewed that hasn’t made me want to lunge headfirst into the nearest mulled-wine vat. I didn’t feel angry, no one shat on feminism, and for once the main couple were not only legitimately hot but also capable of beige acting with enough sparkle to

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The Merry Gentlemen review: Feminism is dead

The Merry Gentlemen review: Feminism? What?

The Merry Gentleman begins with our heroine Ashley, a dancer in her mid-thirties, being fired from her Broadway job for the crime of being too old. At thirty-five, maybe younger. Already we know this film hates women. So Ashley flees New York and heads home to Sycamore Creek, a Small Town™, population: her family, horny middle age ladies, and one

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Another ridiculous film review: Hot Frosty

Another ridiculous Christmas film review: Hot Frosty

Yesterday I shared my reviews of some of the best – and one of the very worst – Christmas films of all time/that I happened to watch over the weekend. Many of you over on Facebook suggested more festive films that I should watch and of all the suggestions, there was a clear winner: Hot Frosty. When I say ‘clear

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I believe I have seen the worst Christmas film of all time: Six Christmas films rated

This year I have decided to fully, unapologetically embrace the fact that I love a Christmas film. I’m done pretending I’m above it. Hand me one (1) man in a green jumper, one (1) woman in a red coat, a quaint small town where no one has a real job, a sprinkling of suspiciously uniform snow, and a plot which

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