You probably know of the greetings card company Love Layla Designs.
If you’re not familiar with Love Layla Designs themselves you will definitely have seen their brilliant memes pop up on your friend’s Facebook timelines and make you snort-laugh.
Love Layla’s strapline is ‘printing what you’re thinking’.
They take their hilarious, often very rude and well… slightly inappropriate and downright offensive memes and put them on greetings cards which you can send to your loved ones (I’m talking boyfriend/husband… Perhaps don’t send them to your nan unless she’s got a very good sense of humour) to make them blush or cackle.
Whatever the occasion, and whatever it is you want to say – whether it be to tell someone that they’re getting old, that you really fancy them or that their snoring really annoys you – they have a card for it.
However given that February will be knocking at the door soon I’m going to share some of their new Valentine’s Day range with you so that alongside my awesome Valentine’s Gift Guide from last year, you are more than ready for the most romantic day of the year!
So let’s see this year’s funny, offensive and rude Valentine’s cards from Love Layla!
Warning: Not for the faint-hearted!
My personal favourite is this one, and I offer no further comment:
(265 actually).
Although from their website, I quite like this one too!
Here are some more from the Valentine’s Day greetings cards range which you definitely wouldn’t want your mum to see….
You can see the full range of Love Layla Valentine’s Day cards here; they are priced at £3.75 each!
Oh, and each one comes with an envelope (duh) and a voucher which you can choose to include…
Love Layla Designs don’t just do greetings cards though!
I was also sent this awesome sweary Valentine’s Day wrapping paper, a Valentine Wanker badge, a wine bottle label which would make your nan blush and a packet of five ‘Blow Me’ balloons.
If you use the code LOVEWINE at checkout, you’ll get a 20% discount!
What more could you ask for to get this Valentine’s Day off to a roaring start?
If you’re struggling for Valentine’s gift ideas then do check out last year’s inappropriate gift guide!
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LOVE THEM ALL
I love you even when you fart in your sleep.
I will let you finger me after this bottle
I want you to know how much I have enjoyed annoying you
love them all
Probably :- You are my favourite blanket stealer. Unfortunately many of the cards are utterly disgusting, or downright rude. I believe if you love someone, then you tend to be kind, gentle, comfortable, respectful, and forgiving of that person.
( sex is not love, love is more than sexual. It is sensual, positive, caring, respectful, etc)
Why would you try to win something you don’t want? *baffled*
sorry i farted while you were eating me out
I love the one about cuddling on the sofa, well playing on phones and barely touching card. But they are all great. I’d love to send an anonymous one to my work colleague
I love the All of My Arse one. Made me giggle.
I really love the ‘Treat me like a princess & choke me’..But I actually love them all!
I will let you finger me after this bottle
Love them all, But sorry i farted while eating me out 🙂
I love the February To Do List: You card 🙂
I want you to know how much I have enjoyed annoying you – me in a nutshell!
the ‘I won’t ever believe that you’re not sat on the TV remote’ card! So us!!
You may be a P***k but you’re my P***k … truth be told I found most of them amusing and had a couple of LOL’s
Love them all haha
I Love you & Your Dick
My favourite has to be i love you even when you fart in your sleep
thank fuck your better in bed than parking xxx
is amazing how long we have put up with each other hehe
You’re As Beautiful On The Inside As You Are From Behind x
They all look great fun x
I want you to know how much I have enjoyed
you make me wetter than a mermaids minge, these are awesome!
The Boxset card
I think they are fantastic. I love all of these 🙂
I fucking love you!!
I love the I love you with all of my arse card hahaha
the underwear one
I love these cards! I think.the won’t ever believe that you’re not sat on the TV remote’ card! Is my favourite
I’ve seen your willy and I liked it is the one that stood out for me.
my favourite is the all of my boobs card
You make me wetter than a mermaids minge lol !! lol!
They’re all good.. zombie apocalypse is cool
love the all my arse card
You make my minge twinge
You are beautiful in the inside as you are from behind. Love the uniqueness of the cards. Very intimate and will definitely make that special someone smile.
You make my minge twinge (if it was being sent to me), thankyou for the competition x
Lol the shoot myself card, they’re all pretty funny though
I love the one about loving you with all my butt because it’s bigger lol!
‘You give me a Wide-On’ brilliant!
I want you to know how much I have enjoyed annoying you
I love you even when you fart in your sleep.
I love all their cards and have bought many. My favourite in these current collections is as long as I have this face you have a place to sit
i’ve seen your willy.. and i liked it.
They’re all really funny! It would be hard to choose just one.
So hard to choose! So unique and hilarious! ‘I want you to know how much I have enjoyed annoying you’ would be my favourite!
I love “i love you even when you fart in your sleep” 🙂
I love “I love you even when you fart in your sleep” ☺ xx
Love you even when you fart in your sleep
Thank fuck you are better in bed than you are at parking
All of My Arse one, good fun.
I love the My Prick and My Boobs cards
Fake orgasms hahaha
Dribble on my Pillow
You’re As Beautiful On The Inside As You Are From Behind LOL
These are amazing fun! I like the you make me wetter than a mermaids minge! Brilliant! !
It’s got to be Love Is: Not Holding Your Farts In
Perfect!
I love the farting in your sleep card!
Lots made me laugh, love I Love You & Your Dick
Your my favourite blanket stealer
You make my minge twinge
love you even when you fart in your sleep.
The parking one
You make my minge twinge.. ha ha made me chuckle
I liked the ‘Grow old and disgusting with you’ card, lots of truth is that
Enjoyed Annoying You classic.
Washing basket and TV remote pretty much sum up our relationship!
lol they are all brilliant but i love the shit movies one best
It’s got to be “you make me wetter than a mermaids mingle” mind you they all make me smile..must get one !!
“………….I won’t ever believe that you’re not sat on the TV remote until you stand up”. Although most have made me smile
‘I love you with all of my boobs.. I would say heart but my boobs are bigger’
They’re all great!
I will let you finger me after this bottle
They are all fab but live the you make my minge twinge
One of the tamer ones, but I like the cuddle me so I can put my cold feet on you one, it’s very true to our relationship!
carpet burns
I love you with all of my arse haha
The fast in your sleep or finger me after this bottle are my faves . Ha ha these are awesome perfect for my wonderful fiance Mark awww. Would love to be your lucky winner
The fart in your sleep or finger me after this bottle are my faves . Ha ha these are awesome perfect for my wonderful fiance Mark awww. Would love to be your lucky winner
I love you with all of my boobs.. I would say heart but my boobs are bigger.
You make my minge twinge!!!
I love the red I love you one but I like most of them
I like the one about farting in your sleep
I love the I’m not wearing underwear card