Parenting memes
That's not my princess, her fan is too fluffy
toddlers, ensure your mum does not enjoy a relaxing lie in by simply uttering these words - "don't get out of bed mummy because my bedroom is a bit wet"
"I'd better just let this cool for a while before I drink it" said no mum ever
That moment every morning at 8am when my 'just in case' alarm goes off and I chuckle into my third cup of tea
The Terrible Twos: Actually not that scary when you already have a three year old
Relationship advice: Save time by just telling each other when you're not tired
List of people who will judge you for sharing and tagging pointless lists: ME
Parenting tip - trick a child into eating any meal by calling it a snack
Don't get them all out at once -- My mother to my daughter, clearly forgetting everything she ever knew about three year olds
A poem for 10.12am
'Don't worry mummy, it's just my bottom laughing' - my toddler, on the subject of farts
Right, let's play a game. It's called 'is that poo or chocolate on the floor?'. Plot twist: It's both
The most rewarding thing about being a parent to more than one child is shouting 'share' every 3-7 minutes and everyone completely ignoring you
 I'm making you a surprise mummy! It's a mess. That's not a surprise
Parenting meme: Time to get the wine in/Wonder weeks leap alarm
Parenting meme: Sick days as a mum: Sharing a nice relaxing bath which is 40% plastic toys and 60% toddler urine
Parenting meme: Toddler lunchtime 12.28: Gets lunch 12.29: Isn't hungry 12.34: Wants a snack
Mr Tumble Parenting Meme: Take your finger, touch your nose, blink three times and wonder what happened to your life
Parenting meme: In this world nothing can said to be certain, except death and taxes, and my toddler will always need a wee when we've just passed a service station
Parenting meme: Before kids: Going to the dentist is the worst Now: ANYTHING without kids is a bit like a holiday
Parenting meme: Didn't do any washing yesterday. Might as well call it a day now, I'll never get back on top of it. Goodbye cruel world.
Parenting meme: I'm not going to say life isn't as fun anymore, but having a new dishwasher is definitely the most exciting thing that's happened this week