Hi! I’m Fran.

I am Stay at Home Mum/Freelance Writer. I currently live in Tonbridge in Kent with my husband and our two children; the big one (4) and the small one (2). We have a dog (who is a massive jerk) and a very large tropical fish tank.

I love Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, Yorkshire Tea, and snacking

I don’t get enough exercise or enough sleep. My fitbit log can attest to both points.

Hi! I'm Fran. This is my about me page.
This is my face. It’s usually tired.

Winner of Mumsnet Bloggers Best Comic Writer Award 2016.

Finalist: Best New Blog (Mad Blog Awards 2016) and Reader’s Choice (BiBs 2017)

Winner: Honesty and Wisdom awards (Tribal Chat 2016) and Superblogger (Tribal Chat awards, October 2017)

If you’d like to work together, please visit my work with me page.