Any blog follower should be aware of my total fashionista status by now.
Even better, every single one of these is available for you to buy with actual cash money. How good is that?!
So, without further ado…
1) Balloon flip flops
As summer comes to an end and the weather starts to turn, maybe you’ve been left with a ton of unused water balloons you just don’t quite know what to do with? Well have no fear, because I have the perfect solution for you, water balloon flip flops! Guaranteed to have people’s heads turning (fair enough they’re probably wondering WTF you are wearing but whatever, haters gonna hate!).
Can’t be bothered to make your own? Buy some ready made ones over on Etsy!
2) Weird toe-socks
3) Fish flops
Alternatively, scare the life out of everyone and anyone you come across on your holiday by wearing these ever so interesting fish flops.
Alternative outfit suggestion: wear them round your local supermarket and randomly stop to ask people what smells so bad.
4) Hamster shoes
Speaking of wearable animals, have you ever wanted to look like you’ve got hamsters on your feet? No, oh well…. then keep moving I guess? Or, head on over to Gucci and bag yourself these beauties for just 805 of your fine English pounds.
5) Open-toed boots
Maybe, just maybe, you’re all set for winter but you’re so put off by how sweaty your feet get in those ridiculously warm boots? Well don’t I have a suggestion for you! Cowboy boot sandals, all the style with none of the sweat! Fondly known as ‘Redneck Sandals’ and sure to be the talk of the town, just team them with some double denim and you’re good to go. Can’t wait to get your hands on a pair?
Sign up over at Tecovas Boots
6) Ridiculous boots
Have you ever wanted to put on a pair of shoes and never, ever take them off again? I know I have! Well here’s your answer! Slip them on, lace them up and ta da! You’ll never be able to get them off again, at least not without a boat load of patience and maybe some scissors. Buy them here for £88, £80 of that is to cover the cost of those endless laces…
7) Sandal socks
Note: they might notice the difference, best start wearing socks with sandals for a couple of months beforehand then switch when no-one’s looking.
8) See-thru shoes
Maybe it’s socks that are the enemy? Free your feet from ever having to wear socks again with these *cough* beautiful *cough* clear peep toe boots. I mean, you’d look totally ridiculous wearing these AND socks, right?
9) Grubby (expensive) trainers
The last time I ever found a pair of shoes I loved, I wore them until they were scuffed and falling to pieces but damn, were they comfy. Now you can skip right past that frustrating ‘new shoe’ phase and head straight to ‘how long have you HAD these?’ with these pre-scuffed sneakers.
And yes, that’s their real price.
10) I don’t even know anymore
And finally, be an icon in these statement white sneakers, or save yourself £380 and hand your kids a black a marker and some Primark pumps.
You’ve reached the end, but don’t fear! Dafuq Is Dis have plenty more shoe options for you if none of these quite take your fancy. From double shoes to flip flaps (use your imagination) there’s something for everyone!