Yes, I admit it. The Mr Tumble thing? I don't get it. I'm not a fan of Justin Fletcher (sorry, Justin). Give me Mr Bloom any day of the week.
Sadly for me though, the kids (and my husband, strangely) don't share my distaste.
I don't know what it is about Something Special; the bright colours, the fact he's a clown and does silly things, the way they're encouraged to shout at the TV or perhaps the element of learning (it's probably not that) but they - like small children everywhere - seem absolutely spellbound whenever Mr Tumble appears on the television.
So, when I was offered the chance to review some new Mr Tumble Something Special toys from Golden Bear Toys just in time for Christmas, it was with a heavy heart and a spot of self-loathing that I agreed.
The toys arrived.
The small one was asleep after a hard morning getting his first hair cut. This was a good thing. The constant fighting over everything new and exciting is starting to get annoying, plus, if I can sneak them out from under the big one without him seeing them, he can have them for Christmas! Winner.
Being very insistent that we were testing the toys to see if her little brother would like them for Christmas, the big one agreed and took her role as Chief Toy Tester very seriously.
(I'm afraid I tried and failed to get her dressed, and not feeling up to another tantrum I let her wear her ballerina costume. Bless her, she's not a natural ballerina.)
The Mr Tumble Lights and Soundssoft toy was first up.
He comes with his very own spotty bag which opens and closes with velcro and a waistcoat which was pulled open and investigated straight away.
The big one was however much more interested in the Mr Tumble Textured Spotty Bag
As the name suggests, the spots are textured as well as colourful. She recognised it as Mr Tumble's straight away. It is adjustable and comes with five Makaton sign language cards.
This one will be much harder to prise away from her.
It's like I never learn.
If you want to check out the toys in action, we've delved into the murky waters of Youtube to show you what they do. Check out the attitude on this:
We were sent the Mr Tumble Lights and Sounds soft toy and the Mr Tumble Spotty Bag for the purposes of this review but all words are mine.
You can buy the Mr Tumble Something Special toys by Golden Bear Toys from all good retailers, and on Amazon by clicking the pictures below.