|Best comic writer? Are you high? Am I?|
Honestly, two seconds. There's no sign up process, you don't have to give an email or anything. Scroll to the bottom, click Whinge Whinge Wine and submit!
The shortlist will be whittled down to the final three. I'm not going to lie, I'd love to go - so please help me to get there.
Right, I'm done begging. Back to it.
|A lovely family portrait to persuade you.|